On the toilet walls of the Karnavati Express from Ahmedabad to Bombay -
Gujarati women are very beautiful lying on my table with their legs open and vagina wide open. I put my finger in their vagina and fuck very hard in their vagina and I am pretending to checking up them.
-Dr. Raj Thackeray
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On the walls of Toto’s, a pub in Bandra, after the recent ban on smoking in restaurants, bars and like with less than thirty tables -
Budweiser
Toto’s
No Smoking
-By Order
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On the walls of the apartment I was staying in, which, given the recent violence on ‘bhaiyyas’ in the city and the near-crumbling state of the building itself, wasn’t, as it was, the safest place to be -
Incase any members sight the snake in the society, please call up the following numbers –
(Name1) (Phone Number)
(Name2) (Phone Number)
Please remember do not panic and immediately inform the watchman who will then keep a check to see where the snake moves.
(Signature)
Mark the phrases 'the snake' and 'who will then keep a check'.
4 comments:
Interesting. First one eludes comprehension though. I thought it was us and you he was up in arms against.
"I am pretending to checking up them"
One might mark that one too.
Well, yes. It is us he is primarily against, but I rather doubt that he is filled with love for the Gujaratis in Bombay. Anyway, this wouldn't have been done by any supporter of his; they would hardly want their leader making such obscene statements on toilet walls.
And budhau, don't try finding grammatical errors. I put the thing as it was there, word to word.
it is because of this - and other seemingly insignificant details - that i miss India. a disregard for just about everything. romantic, yes. pragmatic, no.
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